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Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
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After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Signs and notices 02
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After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...