Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...