Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...