Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...