Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...