The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...