Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...