The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!