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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
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There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
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One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...