What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!