The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...