If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Geekonics
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A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...