The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...