Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!