A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
I flattened your cat
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Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!