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what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
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Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Two Canadian Seasons
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Blonde quickies 201-220
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Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...