Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...