Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...