What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...