Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...