The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...