Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...