80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
If men had a vagina.
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Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...