Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...