Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...