The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...