Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...