Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...