My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...