A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...