Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...