Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...