What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...