The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...