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What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
True…so very, very true!
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A delicacy
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What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
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What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
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Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...