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Mind over matter!
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A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Outside a Dog…
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
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Two lawyers walking through the woods
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What do you call a blonde lesbian?
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