Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...