Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...