I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...