Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...