Blonde and screen door
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A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
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Flying without a parachute
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Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...