A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
100 Buckets of Bits
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Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
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Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
5 Good Reasons Not To…
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Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...