Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...