Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...