A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...