Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...