A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket