What is the oldest profession?
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What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
The results of statistics
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Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....