Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...