Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...